Archive for September, 2006

Football: Since when did winning stop being a win?

Sunday, September 3rd, 2006

Another season of Irish Football has begun.

I must congratulate the Irish on a hard-fought win yesterday. Those inclined to say that we barely won obviously did not watch the game. We fought through a slow start against a legitimately good football team coming off of many months of hard scouting and game preparation. They hit on the right weaknesses and forced us to adapt and play a great football game. I don’t know when outscoring an opponent 14-10 stopped counting as a victory. The pollsters hold it against us when the Irish beat the snot out of Navy, and simulateously congratulate others on an ‘amazing’ 50-point blowout of North Texas.

Check your attitude at the door. Go IRISH